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Date de parution
29 janvier 2013
Nombre de lectures
0
EAN13
9781782346173
Langue
English
Title Page
101 AMAZING KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
by
Jack Goldstein
Publisher Information
Published in 2013 by
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
The right of Jack Goldstein to be identified as the Author of this Work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998
Copyright © 2013 Jack Goldstein
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser. Any person who does so may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages.
Introduction
This side-splitting collection of 101 of the funniest knock knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a knock knock joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian’s bookshelf.
General Jokes - Part 1
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron the side of caution!
Knock, knock.!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom, actually.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus just the last straw!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five!
Knock, knock.
