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HELLO, GROIN
BETH GOOBIE
Copyright 2006 Beth Goobie
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Library and Archives Canada Cataloguing in Publication
Goobie, Beth, 1959- Hello, groin / Beth Goobie.
Electronic Monograph Issued also in print format. ISBN 9781551434605 (pdf) -- ISBN 9781554696321 (epub)
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PS8563.O8326H44 2006 C813 .54 C2006-903098-7
First published in the United States, 2006
Library of Congress Control Number : 2006927980
Summary : Dylan discovers that friendship can get in the way of love.
Orca Book Publishers gratefully acknowledges the support for its publishing programs provided by the following agencies: the Government of Canada through the Book Publishing Industry Development Program and the Canada Council for the Arts, and the Province of British Columbia through the BC Arts Council and the Book Publishing Tax Credit.
The author gratefully acknowledges the Saskatchewan Arts Board grant that partially funded the writing of this book.
Design and typesetting: Christine Toller Cover artwork: James Kingsley
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Chapter One
We were coming around a bend in the road just before the Dundurn Street bridge. I was double-riding my best friend, Jocelyn Hersch, on my bike, and we were running late, Diefenbaker Collegiate s last warning bell about to sound. So I was tearing along with my head down, pretty much oblivious to the local scenery, when Joc tightened her grip on my waist and let out a yelp that could have raised the dead. Of course, right away my head snapped up and the first thing I saw was the bridge straight ahead, a two-lane overpass that arced about twenty feet above the river. Then my eyes landed on a thick white haze that appeared to be rising out of the water. In the morning sunlight it glowed a brilliant white and was so tall it touched the underside of the bridge and over-rode the nearest bank by at least a hundred feet. Putting on the brakes, I stood, holding onto my bike and staring. The day was warm for mid-September and somewhat cloudy, but not foggy-whatever the haze was, it hadn t been caused by the weather.
The city woke up, but the river s still dreaming, said Joc, her chin nudging the back of my shoulder. Then, sliding off the bike seat, she headed into the small park that ran this side of the river. Laying down my bike, I took off after her, catching up just as she reached the edge of the massive glowing haze.
What d you think it is? I asked, staring up at it. Now that I was closer, I could see the haze was made of a zillion bubbles, and the air was full of the soft sound of their popping. A gust of wind kicked up, scattering yellow poplar leaves across the surface.
I told you, Dyllie, said Joc. It s a dream. The river s dreaming.
Up on the bridge a car drove slowly past, the driver gawking maniacally through his window. Then the car was gone, the rumble of its engine sucked completely into the morning quiet. Another gust of wind kicked up, full of that sweet September smell, and twenty more leaves were scattered across the top of the haze. For a moment then, just a moment, I got a sense of the entire city spread out in all directions and settled peacefully into itself, the morning traffic rush over, kids safely in school. All that quiet made the haze in front of me even more mysterious, with its softly breaking bubbles, a world of undone hearts.
Putting out a hand, Joc scooped some into her palm.
Careful, I said. Could be toxic.
She gave it a sniff. Smells like laundry soap, she said. Dish soap or bubblebath.
Without another word, she stepped directly into the mysterious cloud. For a second I could still see her-the vague outline of a dark-haired, low-hipped, sixteen-year-old girl-and then she disappeared into the soft bubble-breaking haze.
Joc, I called, but no sound came back to me. So I stepped in after her, leaving the city and its everyday sights and sounds behind, and was immediately surrounded by the faint sweet scent of soap, the constant whispering of breaking bubbles and an eerie all-around white. Then, somewhere up in the sky the sun must have come out, because the bubbles above my head suddenly lit up, glowing pink, yellow and blue. Off to my right, Joc cried out in delight, and I started toward her. The bubbles gave easily as I moved, and breathing wasn t a problem. The whole thing was a little like walking through a trance, thinking in soft colors, sweet scents and vague secret murmurings. Or like stepping into one of my five-year-old sister Keelie s drawings. Yesterday I d caught her sitting in the living room with paper and crayons, staring straight ahead with an intense expression on her face. When I d asked what she was doing, she d said, I am drawing silence. I am drawing the beautiful quiet in the air.
So that was what walking through the pink-yellow-blue haze reminded me of- the beautiful quiet in the air -and it took me deep into one of those inner watching places of the mind. As I moved toward Joc, she came gradually into view, a vague dark outline humming to itself and spinning lazy pirouettes. Because of the haze, I could only see her in bits and pieces, and it was a moment before I realized that she was naked. Stumbling to a halt, I stood staring, just staring , my heart pounding so hard it was about busting me open. Then, before I could stop her, Joc walked over and reached out toward me.
I don t know exactly what happened next, it went by so quick. Her hands reached toward me as if she was about to start unbuttoning my shirt, and instantly a hundred different thoughts slammed into me: I can t, someone else might come walking into the haze, someone might see . But mostly it was a giant panicky No! as my hands swung up to fend her off. Frozen, we stood staring at each other, and then Joc reached out again and grabbed my hands.
C mon, Dyl, she said and started spinning us in a slow uneven circle. At first my feet tripped a bit, but then we came into sync, leaned out from each other in perfect balance while everything we couldn t seem to say whirled white and sweet around us. Gradually we slowed, and Joc let go and staggered, giggling, toward her clothes.
God, I heard her mutter. Now I can t tell where I m going. What if I can t find...Oh, here they are.
There was the quick sound of jeans being pulled on and a sweatshirt being zipped. Dyl, Joc called, her voice muffled and low to the ground, and I walked over to find her, shoes still off and crawling around in the grass. Y know that ring Dikker gave me last week? she said. The one with the amber stone? I can t find it.
What did you take it off for? I demanded, dropping to my knees beside her and groping in the white-shrouded grass.
Dunno, she mumbled. It s just so beautiful in here. It made me want to take off everything extra-no interference, nothing but skin. Swearing softly, she pawed at the grass. It was just a cheap ring, no big deal. He won it at the Ex at a target booth. It s not a family heirloom or anything, but-
She paused, running her hand again over the same place, and my heart gave a painful kick, thinking she d found it. Nope, she muttered, just as my fingers passed over something small and hard in the grass. A swallow locked my throat, and I traced the object carefully. Circular, with a small hard knob set at one end-no question about it, I had Dikker s ring in my sweaty little hand.
Cheap , I reminded myself. Not a family heirloom . Holding my breath, I waited as Joc crawled farther into the haze. Then, getting to my knees, I hurled the ring in the direction of the river. A slight splash sounded, followed by more of the eerie white nothingness, me breathing and a zillion bubbles breaking all around.
What was that? asked Joc from my right, her voice oddly flattened by the haze.
What was what? I asked casually.
That splash, she said.
Dunno, I said. A fish?
A long thinking pause followed, and then a few more swear words, and finally I heard her making her way back toward me. I guess I ll tell him I took it off in the bath and it fell down the drain, she muttered resignedly.
Good thinking, I said, probably way too loud and enthusiastic. He ll get lost in the bath fantasy and forget all about the ring.
Here s hoping, she said, and we stepped free of the haze, blinking at the nine-thirty sunshine and the great blobs of bubbles riding our arms. Laughing, we piled scoops of it onto each other s heads, then got onto my bike and tore through the streets toward the Dief, trailing pink-and-blue bubbles behind us.
By the time school let out, we d discovered that the mysterious haze had been caused by a factory soap spill upriver. Biking back to the Dundurn Street bridge, we found the haze considerably shrunken and police warning tapes strung along both banks. Two cruisers with flashing lights sat at the edge of the park, blocking entry.
Just like the cops, Joc said disgustedly, her chin dug into my shoulder as we surveyed the scene from my bike. Find a little harmless fun and they have to cut it off.
Someone could fall in, I guess, I shrugged. A little kid, or a drunk.
We didn t, said Joc, and we took off down the street, headed for her house. Here and there huddles of green-gold poplars flashed by, murmuring their