SOVEREIGN CENTER, READING, 28 OCTOBER
The Press Conference is in the lobby, and the small knot of media, who’ve arrived late, set up their tripods. Over a dozen girls
of the Lingerie Football League(LFLUS.COM) file in from behind curtains arranged over the steps, positioning themselves
behind two tables. The New York Majesty are in red, the Philadelphia Passion in dark green: sports halters, boy shorts, a chok-
er and garter added for effect. Sans the helmets, shoulder, knee and elbow pads they’ll add to this Hooters Couture ensemble for
games, they could be models. Some are. All of the press people, including the gaunt, bemused blonde from one of the networks,
are trying to phrase the same Big Question politely, without irony: “You’re all so pretty – what are you doing trying to play real
football? A chatty NY player: “I’ve been playing football since I was four... they weren’t gonna let me play QB, but I showed
‘em... ” After the girls are plied about their backgrounds and dreams, the cameras pull back from group shots to a few of them
lobbing passes at each other. The meeting evaporates soon after this, and the cute nudge-winks dispatches are filed: girl-on-girl
action... raising the bra – uh, bar – tight-ends...wardrobe-malfunctions...guys will be dangling their cell phones to capture the
uh... highlights. You almost can’t blame them; with “Lingerie Football League,” who needs a punch-line?
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