Repo Man

Forty-niner and his daughter Clementine. Oh my darlin, oh my darlin...

Clementine Clemen-

Let me see your drivers license.

Post ten-eighteen. Post ten-eighteen.

From out of town, hmm? What's you got in the trunk?

oah...you don't want to look in there.

Give me the keys.

AHHHHHH!

Oh my darlin Clementine, you are lost now gone forever, dreadful sorry Clementine.

Do Do Do De Do De Do De Do De Do Feeling Do De Da Do De Do De Do Feeling seven-up. I'm feeling seven-up. Feeling seven up. I'm feeling seven up. It's a crisp refreshing feeling crystal clear and light. America's drinking seven-up and it sure feels right. Feeling lucky seven.

Kevin stop singing man.

Feeling seven eleven.

Hum. I wasn't singing guy.

I'm standing right next to you and you're fucking (flippin) singing. Cut it out.

Jeeze. Why so tense guy?

Otto?

Mister Humphries!

You were late again this morning. Now normally I'd let it go but it's been brought to my attention that you're not paying attention to the way you space the cans. Many young men of your age in these uncertain times-

Otto! Are you paying attention to me?

Hey! He's talking to you!

(Basta!)

You gotta love getting fired from your job in a big way, Otto.

What are you laughing at? Louie, throw him out too.

Come on youworm. Get out of here.

How you doing dude? When did you get out of the slammer man?

What's the difference? ]

Huh?

okay

Otto. Otto.

What?

Get me another beer.

Ow. Cool. Ow. Dammit. I'm supposed to be the host here.

Ow!

Debbi honey. I got you a beer.

Just ignore him Duke he's nothing but a big baby.

Turn the fucking light out.]

What are you doing? Nobody supposed to be up here. This is my parent's room.

Don't want to talk about anything else. We don't want to know. We're just dedicated...to our favorite shows. Saturday night live, Monday night football, Dallas, Jeffersons, Gilligan's island, Flintstones. ]

Hey kid! (Honk) Hey! Hey kid! Hey! Hey! Are you hard of hearing?

What do you want?

You want to make ten bucks?

Fuck you, queer.(Shove off, pervert)

Now waita minute wait a minute kid you got the wrong idea. Look my old lady is real sick and I got to get her to the hospital, okay?

So what? Take her there.

I can't. I can't leave her car in this bad area. Look I need some helpful soul to drive it for me, okay? She's pregnant. She's with twins. She could drop at any time. All right?

Well, uh, how much are you going to give me?

Fifteen bucks.

No. Won't do it for less than twenty.

Twenty-five. Follow me in my old lady's car. It�s right here. okay?

All right... Where's, uh, where's your old lady at?

Never mind about that. Right now we need to get both of my cars out of this bad area, allright? Come on.

(baby crying) Papa! (?) aqui. un gringo (en la calle con su coche)

Let's go.

Helping hand acceptance corporation, Marlene speaking.

You know damn straight what I'm talking about. It's sitting right out side. It took me two weeks to get this money up so I can come and get it.

I don't think so sir you'll have to call back. I'll call you back O.K.?

That ain't your car.

Hey don't let him lie to you like that. Unh?

Thanks Bud.

Are you going to give me my car or do I got to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet.

Helping hand acceptance corporation Marlene speaking.

Take it easy sonny boy.

Shut up rent-a-cop.

Best goddamn (gol-durn) car on the lot.

You damn right it is.

Will you, Will you hold please?

Helping hand acceptance corporation Marlene speaking.

Say moma what's happening? You want to take a lift?

No thank you. L.A.P.D. I wanted to report a repo in Boro heights area.

Let's go.

A Cadillac. Is he a pimp?

Shut up Plettschner.

Bud what street was that car on?

Honey I don't know, some alley uh. Hey kid!

What?

Hey what street was the Cutlass on?

I don't know. What happened to your old lady?

They don't know I'll call you back.

Helping hand acceptance corporation Marlene speaking.

My old lady? Oh shit (shoot)! I forgot all about her. Well she'll take the bus. She's a rock.

What kind of car? What kind of car?

Hey come on in. Marlene! Marlene!

Can you hold?

Got a name kid?

Yeah! It's Otto.

Otto! Otto parts? HAHAHA

You got a drivers license honey?

Oh Yeah! Fuckin-a (flippin right) we ripped your car. Asshole (airhead)!

Let me see it.

You want to know who told us where it was? Your goddamn (gol-durned) brother.

Are you really twenty-one?

That's what it says doesn't it.

Hey you want some help with that beer kid?

You're all repo men.

What if we are?

You know kid, uhh, usually when someone pulls shit (stuff) like that my first reaction is uhh I want to punch his fucking (flippin) lights out.

But you know something?

You're all right!

Right Lite?

Got any messages for me baby?

Yeah. Here you go.

Cracks me up.

Somebody pissed (puked) on the floor again?

Maybe he's looking for a job? Huh budsky?

Could be? What do you say kid were always on the look out for a few good men.

Screw (stuff) that! Ain't going to be no repo man. No way!

You find one in every car. You'll see.

Come in Officer Labeef do you read me?

Chuck will you stop fooling around?

I've never seen the like of that.

I have the stats on that car Officer Labeef.

Ten-forty Baker

What could have done that to him? Gasoline? Napalm?

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

What?

Suspect presence on west coast confirmed. Do not notify police.